Rudolph the Red-Nosed Attack Drone

You know Lockheed and Boeing, Raytheon and Northrop,
General Dynamics, BAE Systems, Airbus, and Rockwell.
But do you recall,
Their most famous attack drone of them all?

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Rudolph the red-nosed attack drone,
Had a very shiny nose (Like a laser beam!),
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it homes (In on targets!).

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All of the other aircraft,
Used to laugh and call him names (Like “C-1.0PO”!),
They never let poor Rudolph,
Join in any fun war games. (Like Monopoly at Thanksgiving!)

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Then one strategic mission’s eve,
The General came to say, (Heil, heil, heil.)
“Rudolph, with your targeting sight,
Won’t you guide our fleet tonight?”

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Then how the forces praised him,
As they shouted out with glee, (Kamikaze!)
“Rudolph the red-nosed attack drone,
You’ll go down in military history!” (Like the withdrawal from Afghanistan!)

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Written by a targeted J.J. Pryor.

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