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Edward Hackett's avatar

This has got to stop. I am learning more things I never knew. My head is going to explode with new knowledge. I never knew Gulliver's Travels was anything but a children's book. If I have time between PB&T sandwiches with bourbon chasers I will re-read this wonderful book. Maybe I will be able to find an annotated copy that explains which aspects of English society he is ridiculing. I am fully vaccinated and in constant communication with Bill Gates. I tried to switch over to Mrs. gates but he said she was not receiving any calls from Friends of Bill. (originally Bill Clinton - but whatever.)

Attached please find a copy of the invoice from my chiropractor for the injury suffered when I fell off my chair with laughter at the picture of Trump's library and museum. You must truly be a user of magic mushrooms.

I gotta go. One of my chips is vibrating. It's a call from Elon asking my opinion on the potential for reusable condoms - what colors and flavors should he use?

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SHIRLEY MAYA TAN's avatar

Do you seriously put spicy bean sauce on peanut butter tuna sandwiches???!!!

Oh, I think Madam Dòubàn jiàng is going to have a fit. She might just whip you so hard that your 5G chip would just pop right out.

I laughed harder upon finding out who Pooh Bear is (from your illustrious picture book, nonetheless) than seeing Donald's Library and Museum.

That humour of yours - it might just send a lot of people to their chiropractors or surgeons.

Hope it brings you as much joy as it does us. Minus the doctors' bills :)

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