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Jan 19, 2022ยทedited Jan 19, 2022Liked by JJ Pryor

As an ordained pastafarian myself, I attest to that.

The world will end. And it's not a belief system, it's a fact. ( Still working on a proper definition on "world" without being too wordy. And if my world has a competitive advantage than your world)

But the elegant conclusion to your salient hypothesis, based on evidence based empirical observations, is valid.

I just put the coleander on top of my head, for proper decorum.

Send me your Moneygram or Western Union ( or Easter Union in your case) or PO BOX .

You're our only hope !

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Organized religion started when the first con man met the first guilable cave man. Con Man, "You give me food and women, I'll talk to the Gods for you." Nothing much as changed - the message is more suttle and it comes over the tv and internet, but the end result is the same. A fool and his money are soon parted.

Since the world is ending next Tuesday I will not be sending you $500.00. Instead I will spend most of it on wine, women and song - the remainder I will waste on PB&T sandwiches.

BTW, I enjoy your technical programing references - 'heart shaped thingy'.

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I think you've just explained Trumpmania. Now if only we could figure out how to be targets ourselves for said mania. Pryormania or Griggmania. It could be a thing, if only we knew how to hypnotize certain masses, not with our smarts or our gift of gab, but with our hilariously funny words! (Well, YOUR hilariously funny words. I'm in a perpetual funk caused by the aforementioned Trumpmania, but before that I used to be funny...)

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Jan 20, 2022Liked by JJ Pryor

Love this piece.

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Jan 19, 2022Liked by JJ Pryor

That was a good read first thing in the morning. Going to be a productive day I think

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