Sometimes I can be a fantastic salesperson. Though I’ve certainly never felt like one. If the god of sales is Alec Baldwin’s Glengarry Glen Ross, I oughta be his brother Stephen in a made-for-TV Hallmark film about selling greeting cards. I can be awkward.
Well, Faulkner and Hemingway were wordy and self-absorbed, but neither one ever used "irrumation" in a sentence.