Hey peeps, I finally, finally, finally was able to get my first shot today (they were unavailable here for a very long time). You can see the pseudo-evidence in the above picture in case you don’t believe me. And no, that slight swelling on my shoulder wasn’t caused by the shot. According to the doctor, it’s the result of years of struggling incessantly in the gym.
The thought of you expelling spoiled sushi made me fall off my chair with laughter. I don't believe Grammarly's ratings - you are 100% funnier than any of the other writers in Medium. When you get your second shot you will have successfully joined the world of the Borg. Bill Gates will communicate directly with you and your detracters, if there are any, will be severely punished.
Changing the water into beer sounds pretty good, feeding the masses from 7 rolls of sushi sounds wonderful, and healing the sick will eliminate all Trump supporters.
Please supply a second beer tap for those of us who drink dark beer - Guinness if possible.
Whenever I write 'Trump supporters' I immediately think of smelly athletic supporters. I wonder why?
My condolences to your parents. Being subjugated to your humor 24/7 will be exhausting, but they can always watch TV from the idiots to their south if they wish to see true lunacy in action.
Hahaha. Missed your chance to blame the love handles on the vaccine.
Congrats! But don't count on it preventing COVID-19. I had the Sinopharm vaccine and got Delta while traveling (with double masks on and alcohol spraying everything), and infected my Pfizer-protected wife. But thankfully we've recovered and are healthy.
The thought of you expelling spoiled sushi made me fall off my chair with laughter. I don't believe Grammarly's ratings - you are 100% funnier than any of the other writers in Medium. When you get your second shot you will have successfully joined the world of the Borg. Bill Gates will communicate directly with you and your detracters, if there are any, will be severely punished.
Changing the water into beer sounds pretty good, feeding the masses from 7 rolls of sushi sounds wonderful, and healing the sick will eliminate all Trump supporters.
Please supply a second beer tap for those of us who drink dark beer - Guinness if possible.
Whenever I write 'Trump supporters' I immediately think of smelly athletic supporters. I wonder why?
My condolences to your parents. Being subjugated to your humor 24/7 will be exhausting, but they can always watch TV from the idiots to their south if they wish to see true lunacy in action.
Hahaha. Missed your chance to blame the love handles on the vaccine.
Congrats! But don't count on it preventing COVID-19. I had the Sinopharm vaccine and got Delta while traveling (with double masks on and alcohol spraying everything), and infected my Pfizer-protected wife. But thankfully we've recovered and are healthy.